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TOP TEN HOT DOG VENDOR PICK UP LINES
10. "I'm a hot dog vendor by day, a love machine by night"
9. "If you're not a health inspector, I'd like to get to know
you better"
8. "I'm a close personal friend of Oscar Mayer"
7. "You smell like sauerkraut"
6. "When I think about you, I touch my hot dogs"
5. "May I put your change in your pocket for you?"
4. "Are you beautiful, or am I loopy on bus fumes?"
3. "Please, I beg you -- I'm a very lonely man"
2. "I'll make you queen of the wieners"
1. "Kiss me and the dog is free"
Letterman, Thursday, February 2, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995s